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Index: Currente Calamo

Please leave your privilege at the door.

Michael Blackburn: ‘The objective thinker will notice that the intellectual traffic is distinctly one way here: left and left again. Freedom of thought is encouraged, provided you end up at the pre-ordained conclusions. Marcuse, with his theory of “repressive tolerance” would have approved.

‘It also neatly fits in with the current rediscovery of old-fashioned class war. ‘

Bible-free ‘religious education’? Our atheist prays it’s not so.

‘Within a short time, unless you do something about it, your children will not have enjoyed the superb language of the King James Bible, will know nothing about Job, will not have heard the parables of the Prodigal Son, the Good Samaritan, Lazarus and the rich man, the Faithful Servant, etc. They won’t even know what a parable is.’

The condition of England: critical, unchanged.

No party, no newspaper or broadcaster can go wrong if they draw from the seemingly bottomless, fetid waters of resentment in the well of British public life. Here be bile and envy that can never be sweetened with the truth. When it comes to tax, the media have successfully elided avoidance into evasion, thus converting something completely legal into something criminal in the public mind. Companies such as Starbucks, Google and Amazon are now criticised for acting within the law and doing what is eminently sensible, ie, limiting their liability to tax.

Cheesing off the salt cops.

Michael Blackburn: ‘The Salt police have been active for a number of years. Back in 2008 a bunch of them in local councils organised various campaigns to get us to reduce our intake. In Gateshead this policy resulted in council apparatchiks visiting local fish and chip shops to get the owners to exchange their deadly, heart-attack inducing 17-hole salt shakers with politically correct and healthy five-hole shakers. ‘

Something’s rotten in Rotherham.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Joyce Thacker was involved in a project run by Common Purpose called Developing active networks in local communities in West Yorkshire in 2008. One of the aims of the programme was (surprise, surprise) to examine “ways of valuing diversity (in all its aspects) within communities, and enabling participants to see the world through other people’s eyes”. “Diversity”, “communities”, “enabling”: three good hits from the statist lexicon.’

Kristallnacht in slow-motion.

Michael Blackburn: What’s going on is a slow-motion Kristallnacht, a steady, progressive legitimisation of anti-Jewish sentiment and behaviour. The mainstream media, especially the BBC and papers such as the Guardian, indulge in this moral rottenness oblivious to its possible consequences and wilfully blind to the examples of history. No good can come of it.

Gordon Brown and Princess Barry.

Michael Blakcburn: Obama is always vague when he’s off the teleprompter. His famous oratorical skills often turn to dust when he doesn’t have a script. He waffles, stumbles, makes mistakes, and yet no one seems to care. In this he’s a sharp contrast to Tony Blair, who rates far below him in the charisma stakes, but who has the unfailing ability to blag his way through anything.

Moral weightlessness in Syria.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Muslims (whether Arab or not) are of use to the professional left for two reasons: the first as a means to attack Israel and the Jews; the second as a means to undermine western culture, under the guise of multiculturalism and anti-colonialism. Muslims are otherwise of no importance and therefore their deaths carry no “moral weight”.’

The British Empire and bathing in self-loathing.

Michael Blackburn: ‘The British Empire happened; it’s one of those annoying facts that cannot be removed or relativised in some postmodern way. That it involved brutality, injustice and cruelty is not in question: it was an empire, for God’s sake, not an amusement park. But that it also resulted (perhaps imperfectly) in things that were beneficial should be acknowledged…’

Tiffs for Toffs at the BBC.

Michael Blackburn: ‘I bet someone in the BBC is wishing Savile had been an old Etonian. Then they could have implied his criminality was coded into his class DNA.’

University challenge: getting even.

Michael Blackburn: The Milburn report is statist mission creep: universities are to replace their primary purposes of research and education with the ideological aim of social engineering, in this case “social mobility”. Such moves, we are told by the experts, will result in more fairness and equality and thus, magically, a more prosperous society.

The voice squad.

Michael Blackburn: That’s the way of things these days: I’m offended so you should shut up; I’m offended because you’ve offended someone else who belongs to one of my victim groups, therefore you should shut up, etc., etc. Well, now Australian women have their Christ in Julia and she can bear all the slings and arrows of outrageous sexism for them. And feel mightily righteous in the process.

Facing the future – in the dark.

Michael Blackburn: ‘In its eagerness to fulfill EU directives the British state will be closing down a number of coal-fired power stations before it has worked out how to replace their output. Sticking up wind farms on every available acre of the land will not be enough.’

Fashion notes for writers: Elbow patches and bag ladies.

Michael Blackburn: ‘ The multicoloured theme is particularly important, because I assume it makes a statement: “I may be poor and a bit odd but I’m a profoundly creative and free-spirited individual!” Unfortunately it’s only the poor and odd bit of the statement that comes across.’

Ice cream, prostitutes and pensions – do try to keep up.

Michael Blackburn: ‘…in the meantime a big charity that relies as much on state funding as on voluntary public donations has reminded us that ten out of every nine children in the UK are living in poverty and something must be done so they’ve launched a campaign to raise a few grand to solve the problem as well as calling for some “predistribution” to make us all more equal and…’