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Index: Currente Calamo

Liberty’s forgotten hero: Herbert Spencer.

Michael Blackburn: ‘It’s a pity that Spencer, who was by the end of the nineteenth century one of the most famous and successful of Victorian thinkers, should have been forgotten so quickly. It may be that his political message proved out of favour with the increasingly left wing tenor of intellectual life (despite being an agnostic and an anti-imperialist). His central message of individual liberty, individual responsibility, the need for a small state and advocacy of non-belligerent, laissez-faire capitalism is even more relevant today than 150 years ago.’

Ed’s dead dad drama.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Saying someone’s dad hated Britain is hardly a top grade insult. It’s not even a playground level jibe. I’ve no reason to doubt that Ralph Miliband was a good dad and even a rather nice chap but even if he didn’t actually hate Britain, his politics and those of his comrades and sons are inimical to Britain’s interests.’

Another pregnant panda watch.

Michael Blackburn: ‘The females are not very good good at getting pregnant when they do indulge in the sex thing. That’s not a great survival mechanism. They don’t socialise, either, which hardly increases the chances of chatting up a prospective partner, even if it is just for a quickie. And the male doesn’t hang around once the evil deed is done. Presumably he reckons the equivalent of the panda welfare state can take care of his offspring while he blunders about in the bamboo. On his own.’

Bin Bag Ban Unbanned.

Michael Blackburn: ‘I thought feminists were all for equality. Isn’t that what they’ve been going on about for the last 50 years? Or does freedom of choice now trump equality? What happened to all that stuff about “the male gaze” and the “objectifying” of women in a male-dominated society? Has all that gone out the window? Don’t the niqab and burqa objectify and dehumanise women more completely than the pics in lad mags the same feminists are constantly complaining about? Or is the patriarchy only bad when it applies to us infidels?’

Red, white, and wrong in the Middle East.

Michael Blackburn: In its third year of civil war, syria ‘has attracted jihadi terrorists from all over the world, produced two million refugees, and become an absolute crucible of barbarism remarkable even by Muslim standards. The consequences of Obama’s unscripted waffle about chemical weapons and red lines have revealed him for the incompetent he always was and weakened the USA internationally in ways not seen since Carter.’

Stephen Fry in the ‘Once Hallowed But Now Tarnished’ Hall of Fame.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Mr Fry receives a belated welcome to the topsy-turvy Orwellian world of all those who have been sneered at by his fellow liberals as racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and what-have-you for having the “wrong” opinions. It should prove a useful experience provided he doesn’t carry on with the desperate attempts to re-ingratiate himself with commonplace justifications.’

Gok Wan’s celebrated bangers.

Michael Blackburn: ‘According to Deveny all the right people — ie, women, gays, the non-white, etc — don’t have enough free speech, while all the wrong people — ie, whites, men (especially middle-aged ones, for some reason), the religious and people working in corporations — have too much. You know the script, either because you’re sick of hearing it for the thousandth time, or perhaps because you’re still delivering it yourself. I get the feeling that Deveney’s desire would not be to extend such freedom to everyone but just to flip the status quo.’

Let them eat day-old ciabatta.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Oliver has made the big mistake of talking about an Official Victim Group (The Poor) without following the script. Firstly, he has not absolved them of all responsibility for their bad diet and secondly, he has not blamed the officially mandated culprits. Thus he omits to criticise food manufacturers for stuffing ready meals with salt, sugar and other addictive substances. He doesn’t pin the blame on the corrosive effects of capitalism, consumerism, the evil Tories, or whatever bogeyman fits the bill. And he doesn’t blame the rich for eating posh food. Or for being rich.’

Brouhahalal and all.

Michael Blackburn: ‘ A Muslim may claim it is his human right to be able to eat halal food. So be it. As long as my human right to reject halal is also respected. If food is labelled then everyone, Muslim and non-Muslim equally, knows what is on offer and can make their own choice. Labelling thus protects everyone. It’s a simple and obvious solution. Which is probably why it has not been done yet.’

Dr Who are you?

Michael Blackburn: ‘This is the world into which Dr Who pops, an ancient figure in a thoroughly modern context, where the latest technological gadgetry and entertainment collided with age old problems of conflict and greed. The Dr arrived, like a character from a Tarot card or classical myth and has become his own mythology.’

Funding creative conformity.

Michael Blackburn: ‘The reality was, and still is, that the arts are overwhelmingly left wing—artists, administrators, publicists, the lot. As a result, even when we have a more conservative government in place, the major effects on the arts are cuts to funding—not to what kind of art is being funded. You know the stuff: you must celebrate non-heteronormative sexuality, you must celebrate diversity and multiculturalism, you must believe the collective is greater than the individual, you must criticise America for being evil, you must attack the patriarchy, etc.

The self-deleting identity.

Michael Blackburn: ‘So behold the new Britishness, shorn of its native English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish cultures, but revelling in its importations from Somalia, the Sudan, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, the Philippines and Iraq; a proudly subservient non-entity in the superstate of the European Union (the dream of those visionaries, Napoleon, the Kaiser and Hitler)! And what a great role history teaching has to play in constructing this marvel!’

High-speed chuff-chuff.

Michael Blackburn: ‘There’s no evidence that this expensive vanity project will have any long-term economic benefits for the Midlands and the north. All data from similar schemes elsewhere suggest the only region to benefit will be the south-east. There is, unfortunately, plenty of evidence that it will destroy large chunks of green belt, require the demolition of historic buildings and archeological sites, lower property prices and require relocation of rare animal species.’

Save the humanities. Save my job.

Michael Blackburn: ‘So, the Humanities “foster social justice and equality”, do they? No, they don’t. They’ve got nothing to do with fashionable left-wing campaigns. Just as they’ve nothing to do with developing “informed and critical citizens”. Informed and critical individuals, yes, but “citizens”? No. “Citizens” reeks of social engineering and the idea that people have no status or importance except in relation to the state. It’s one of those words, like “hegemony” or “Chomsky” that is guaranteed to rouse the Viking berserker in me.’

The bikes of self-reliance.

Michael Blackburn: ‘Jones, Penny, Mason, Harris and others may find the get-up-and-go attitude of young people lamentable. I think it’s admirable and bet everyone else does as well. I’m always impressed by the students I deal with; they all seem to have jobs and they never complain about it. They just get on with things. It’s also proof that to a large extent they are immune to the the propagandising of the progressives from their high ground in academia, the media and politics. That’s terrifying for the left but heartening for the rest of us.’