This notice is required by the EU directive known in the United Kingdom as the Privacy and Electronic Communications (EC Directive) (Amendment) Regulations 2011.
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Apparently, cookies are issued automatically on visiting our site, unless you have disabled cookies in your browser settings. The cookies that we use on our websites only collect anonymous information. They do not collect personal information. “Collect” is a bit misleading since it suggests a repository of some sort — a box of cookies or an album filled with them. Cookies of all lands. But we have difficulty assigning any comprehensible properties to cookies. We are reliably informed that they distinguish your visit from other visits by other users. Since we are unwilling to analyze visitor information, your visit is the same to us as other visits — which is not to say we are indifferent to your interest in our work. It’s really only the cookie aspect of all this to which we are hugely, vastly, monumentally indifferent.
You can block cookies by adjusting the appropriate setting on your browser that allows you to refuse all or some cookies. However, if you use your browser settings to block all cookies, we understand you may not be able to access parts of our site, or you may experience reduced functionality when accessing certain areas or features.
You may contact us about our cookie ‘policy’ such as it is. We freely admit that which we have just made obvious: we know very little about any of this (or for that matter about much of what issues from EU departments). However our address is email@example.com. The text of the directive is here. A website intended to register dissent from the EU directive is here.
Thank you for your interest in our cookies. That is all.